christmas

christmas
1. (Christmas) (2992↑, 594↓)
The celebration of the birth of commercialism... Oh yea, and Jesus.

I'm gonna set up traps to kill Santa.

Author: The Legend of Zelda http://christmas.urbanup.com/946802
2. (christmas) (1430↑, 341↓)
A celebration of humanity dating back thousands of years. It originated as a pagan celebration of the birth of the Sun, as it was celebrated on the winter equinox, and after that point, days got longer. When the Catholics/ Christians took over these pagan peoples, they replaced their holiday with their own Birth of the Son, (as in of God) to make the transition to Christianity's traditions easier. The idea of Santa Claus and his reindeer was created in the 1800s, and is loosely based on St. Nicholas, who gave random presents to people. The idea of a christmas tree dates back to German celebrations of Christmas thousands of years ago. They used an evergreen tree to symbolize life and hope in dark times, and hung apples on it. In modern times, it has again lost its religious meaning and is now used as a time of secular "joy." People spend the time with their family or friends and exchange gifts, a tradition from the Birth of Jesus. (As it is the birthday of the Lord, and people can't give Him material gifts, they exchange them with others.)

Christmas happens every year, whether we like it or not.

3. (Christmas) (1325↑, 423↓)
A holiday that originally was supposed to be for the birth of Christ, but after all these years, its just nothing but commercials, sales, and stress. What does a fat guy who hauls gifts down into your lifing room, and then flies away on a sleigh have to do with Jesus Christ? Jack squat.

Half the people who celebrate Christmas aren't even celebrating Jesus' birthday.

4. (christmas) (755↑, 187↓)
A time of increased consumer spending.

"We've got everything you need for Christmas" "Give her that perfect gift for Christmas"

5. (christmas) (703↑, 189↓)
60 yr olds+ : "oh no. the family is coming over for lunch. i have to put up with their whingging and mess." 50 yr olds + :"christmas is so stressful - where am i going to come up with all the money for presents?\!" 40 yr olds + (mid-life-crisis-era)+ :"christmas means big meals. it also means the time of year one adds more inches to thier middle" 30 yr olds + (starting-family-era)+ :" christmas is seeing the look of joy on my child face, christmas morning. its better to give than recieve" from 20 yr old (lonely-depressive-bacholor-era)"christmas is all about santa who was invented by the coke-a-cola company to make millions of the stupid. christmas is a gimmick. its the one day a year i have to go to church" teenagers (i-know-everything-era): "christmas is meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, its a catholic tradition shared all over the world, even though jesus' birthday isnt acctually on the 25th..." young children every where: "i love christmas cos santa comes and gives me what ever i want, but its yucky waiting to open the presents. its ok coz i peek every year at them."

it was as if all her christmas's had come at once

6. (christmas) (241↑, 46↓)
Proof that we live in a major consumer culture.

Christmas is when we would rather buy something for someone than actually say 'thanks for being my friend'

Author: anti-consumer-culture http://christmas.urbanup.com/1565327
7. (Christmas) (253↑, 83↓)
(pl. Christmasses) 1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day. 2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees. 3. v. To celebrate Christmas

1. Character 1: "Hey, wanna come over to my house on Christmas and read the bible and celebrate the birth of our savior?" Character 2: "Nah, I'm planning on celebrating the Pagan holiday for the Winter Solstice, which coincidentally falls on your holiday, and involves many of the same practices" Character 1: "Screw you." 2. Character 1: "I can't wait til Christmas Time, when I can spend my hard-earned cash on presents that will probably be given away, only to get crappy woven sweaters in return\!" Character 2: "Don't be bitter, just give them your car keys and report it stolen the next day." 3. Character 1: "So what are you planning to do over the holidays?" Character 2: "Oh, I'm going to be Christmassing with my peeps in G-Town, how bout you?" Character 1: "Oh, what a relief, I thought you were Jewish."

8. (christmas) (245↑, 95↓)
A christian festival held on the 25th of december that most non christians use as an excuse to get presents.

presents around the christmas tree...

9. (christmas) (296↑, 154↓)
(n.) A magical time of year where Jesus Christ rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Johnny celebrates Christmas with his family by singing Christmas carols to ward off Zombie Jesus.

Author: Jerrodimus Prime http://christmas.urbanup.com/950542
10. (Christmas) (199↑, 65↓)
1. Annual commercial carnival which celebrates the birth of the Shopping Centre, usually lasting about 4 fucking months and starting earlier every year, Christmas 2005 is expected to start in August. 2. Festive period when everybody seems to go absolutely crazy, small children lose the ability to keeps their mouths shut and normally quiet individuals turn into shopping obsessed morons. 3. Time of the year in which we are supposed to rejoice in the goodness of life and forgive our fellows for their transgressions.

1. Girl - "It'll be Christmas again soon you know." Guy - "Fuck off will you its only fucking August\!" 2. Kid - "Daddy, daddy, daddy please buy me this for Christmas\!" Father - "Gibber, Gibber, dribble dribble " 3. Annoyingly happy bastard - "Merry Christmas\!" Normal person - "Piss off, fucktard\!"

11. (Christmas) (133↑, 9↓)
A celebration that happens every December. The Bible mentions no scripture about celebrating this day, nor does it even show the true date of Jesus Christ's birth. A great chance for every stock market and major department stores to make the cash.

There's no scripture in the Bible that tells people to celebrate Christmas day, nor does it even mention the real date Jesus was born in.

12. (christmas) (126↑, 14↓)
The date of December 25th probably originated with the ancient "birthday" of the son-god, Mithra, a pagan deity whose religious influence became widespread in the Roman Empire during the first few centuries A.D. Mithra was related to the Semitic sun-god, Shamash, and his worship spread throughout Asia to Europe where he was called Deus Sol Invictus Mithras. Rome was well-known for absorbing the pagan religions and rituals of its widespread empire. As such, Rome converted this pagan legacy to a celebration of the god, Saturn, and the rebirth of the sun god during the winter solstice period. The winter holiday became known as Saturnalia and began the week prior to December 25th. The festival was characterized by gift-giving, feasting, singing and downright debauchery, as the priests of Saturn carried wreaths of evergreen boughs in procession throughout the Roman temples.

Jesus was not born on December 25th. He was 33 1/2 when he died on Nisan 14 which is in April. Do the math.

13. (christmas) (118↑, 10↓)
1. The 25th day of December. 2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

14. (Christmas) (115↑, 8↓)
syn. to [Yule/Yuletide], originally a pagan holiday incorporated into the [Christian] religion to ease the shock of converting the pagans. jesus was born around april 19th.

In order to convert the germanic huns, jesus was portrayed as a warrior, in order to convert the romans, he was displayed as a kind but fierce saint. in both instances holidays were absorbed into the christian religion so that the new converts would not have to rememorize holidays and festivals.

15. (Christmas) (118↑, 20↓)
A celebration to a pagan god known as "Capitalism".

Im to broke for christmas, and a capitalist economy.

16. (Christmas) (117↑, 21↓)
A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.

"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday" "Jesus who?"

17. (Christmas) (101↑, 6↓)
Just another day in the life for me. Fuck Consumerism.

Christmas is just another day.

18. (Christmas) (96↑, 5↓)
Christmas is an ancient [Pagan] celebration of the birth of the sun that was later taken over by [Christians] and turned into the celebration of the birth of [Jesus Christ]. Nowadays this holidy has lost all meaning, and ties to religion as far as im concerned. It is currently used as a reason to consume more shit mass produced in [Chinese] sweatshops by children (and sold by a fat pedophile, see [Santa]), drink too much [egg nog], and get fat by eating too much fucking ham.

Oh, its December, time to listen to the fat pedophile and sell out to the corporations by buying overpriced meaningless plastic "gifts" for all my family and friends....for Jesus. Or as Jim Gaffigan once said in regards to Christmas. "I'm gonna take this pine tree and stick it in the living room, then we're gonna put our socks above the fireplace...fill 'em with candy, them I'm gonna put some leaves on the cieling and see if I can get some action"

19. (christmas) (106↑, 15↓)
An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ. Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus? Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?

Real Christians don't celebrate the Pagan, Catholic holiday of Christmas\!

Author: Malcolm X-crement http://christmas.urbanup.com/403150
20. (christmas) (126↑, 37↓)
An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.

Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money. Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards\!

21. (Christmas) (90↑, 2↓)
The worst holiday of the year, which is, ironically, in the second best season of the year.

Winter might be my favorite season if it weren't for all the "Christmas-time" crap going on.

22. (christmas) (105↑, 17↓)
Christian holiday moved to conflict with the time of year when everyone everywhere (and everywhen) celebrates the winter solstice (point of Earth's orbit where, in the northern temperate zones, the sun's zenith slows its southern decent and begins moving north again = another year to live). 2. Hodgepodge of ancient and not-so-ancient rituals, including sacrificing a tree to Mother Nature, celebrating the miracle that got Nicholas his sainthood (reassembling murdered and hacked up child parts in a barrel back into children), and, oh, the birth of Jesus, a jew, and the guy that made 12 of his buddies drink his blood and eat his flesh, before he got executed and came back from the dead. (Can you say "zombie"?) 3. Day that Santa brings new socks and undies. If your bad, you get coal (to keep from freezing) and an orange (for vitamin C to prevent scurvy).

Fucking Christmas. I wanna get drunk.

23. (Christmas) (137↑, 50↓)
A time of year when people spend more money than they have on crap for people who don't deserve it.

I just wasted 500 dollars on Christmas crap.

24. (Christmas) (128↑, 41↓)
A holiday supposedly celebrating the birth of Jesus Chirst, man who meant well but now is the cause of all the problems in the world because people missinterpretted him. But I digress, Chirstmas has been bastardized by Capitalists in the western society. It is nothing more than a holiday based on commercial greed.

Billy:"My teacher says that if I'm good Santa will give me presents\!" Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.

25. (christmas) (86↑, 21↓)
The worst enemy for your parents---or if you're a parent, YOUR---credit card(s).

CHRISTMAS BILL: 9000$ PARENT: *faints*

26. (christmas) (78↑, 22↓)
A day that somehow went from the birth of christ to a day where a fat man in a red suit goes down your chimmney and leaves things under a tree that you have for some reason placed in your house. If you are good you get a gift, and if your 'naughty' you get a lump of coal, which really is a fire hazard come to think of it. Also a day where children throw tantrums because they did not recieve the pony they just HAD to have.

Little Becky didn't get her pony from the fat man in the red suit on christmas, so she vowed to make sure there was a big fire in the fireplace next year.

27. (christmas) (76↑, 20↓)
The only holiday where you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.

Merry [4 month early] Christmas

28. (Christmas) (56↑, 12↓)
When spoiled kids get everything they ask for on their christmas list no matter what the length, then go to school and show it off, not knowing that no one gives a [fuck]. Also see: [spoiled]

Billy: Hey, what did you get for Christmas. Bobby: I got some clothes and an ipod shuffle, what did you get. Billy: I got a Nintendo Wii, a PS3, a Xbox 360, 4000 dollars in gift cards, a new car, a new stereo, an ipod video 80 gb, a new cell phone, 2 dogs, 2 cats, fifteen wii games, twenty-five ps3 games, and 24 xbox 360 games, not much really.

Author: Charles-------L. http://christmas.urbanup.com/2165208
29. (Christmas) (54↑, 12↓)
A holiday that was originally meant to celebrate the birth of [Jesus Christ] ,even though nobody really knows when he was born. Fortunately for kids, nobody really gives a shit about that part. In modern days, its all about adults bitching about much money they have to spend on their kids only to have the ungrateful little bastards bitch and moan about how they didn't get everything they wanted. Also a day that somehow went from celebrating the birth of Christ to a day celebrating a fat guy in a red suit that breaks into peoples houses and leaves presents under a tree that for some reason is indoors decorated with all kinds of cheap crap. Talk about [selling out]. Jesus would not be happy [:(]

Christmas is by far the greatest marketing [scheme] of all time. The commercials usually start mid November, completely ignoring [Thanksgiving], and thanks to all the [propoganda], it insures that all the stores can raise their prices only to say that it's a super limited Christmas "bargain." All in all, Christmas is a great holiday, so fuck it, Merry Friggin Christmas to all and to all a good night. Just remember that [National Hangover Day] is right around the corner

Author: Xero _ Manifest http://christmas.urbanup.com/5462862
30. (Christmas) (54↑, 12↓)
A widely celebrated end-of-the-year profit scam.

Ah, Christmas... the time to total your credit cards in complete disregard of Jesus Christ's birthday.

31. (Christmas) (72↑, 33↓)
A holiday that is SUPPOSED to celebrate the birth of Christ, but now has a new meaning to buy overpriced shit such as action figures, lego, toy cars, video games and machines, computers, stuffed toys, that shiny diamond in the window for your lover, a new dog or bird for a nice christmas dinner, a bag of of shit labeled "Chocolate" and other candy, mp3 players, CD's, movies, handguns, rifles, talking toys that have sexual messages to touch children, decorations, TVs, VCR's, DVD players, furniture, kitchen utensils, lamps, books, pornography, sex toys, satellite dishes, disney movies with sick messages and images, sledge hammers, landmines, robots... I think you get the idea now, eh?

Christmas is a time of giving to me, screw everyone else\!

32. (Christmas) (36↑, 7↓)
The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.

"Hey how was your Christmas?" "Awesome, I went to see Avatar and then ate at Wu's Kitchen."

33. (Christmas) (103↑, 76↓)
The day to celebrate the birth of Jesus. As of late, Christmas has been replaced with Santa Clause and advertisement. Christmas is a day of rejoicing for what God gave us\! He gave us eternal life by the death of his Son Jesus, Oh but death could not hold him down in the grave, *starts getting real emotional* because God raised him from the dead\! Yes thats right\! Jesus conquered death and he is the Lord\! Praise God for what he gave us on this Christmas day\!\! Praises and Glory be to God\!\! Amen\!

Christmas is a good time to practice your spiritual gift of giving. And theres good reason too\! The Bible says, from what I know, "Give and it will be given unto you". Praise our Lord Jesus\!\!\!

Author: www.eternalsoldiers.net http://christmas.urbanup.com/372795
34. (christmas) (24↑, 5↓)
An atheist's \#1 excuse for gifts, followed by their birthday.

Atheist: I'm so glad it's Christmas\! Person: I thought you were atheist. Atheist: So?

35. (christmas) (29↑, 14↓)
December 25, the day Jesus Christ's birth is celebrated. It is most likely not Christ's actual date of birth, but was probably chosen to supplant a pagan Roman holiday of the same date when the Roman Empire under Constantine converted to Christianity. This definition is way too wordy for this site.

Man, this Christmas shindig beats out Sacrificing Some More Goats To Jupiter Day hands down\!

36. (Christmas) (15↑, 1↓)
there once was this dude named dude. one christmas morning dude was excited because he had finally discovered the true meaning of christmas. after battling evil in the blistering cold, he had found it. what was it? well the true meaning of christmas is what you believe it to be. i believe it's being with your friends and family. enjoying every moment. and never letting kangaroos steal your christmas cookies

Christmas is awesome

37. (christmas) (39↑, 26↓)
The only day I am a christian.

I never go to church but I sure as heck celabrate christmas.

38. (christmas) (20↑, 10↓)
A debased Christian festive day, an over-commercialized time of quiet desperation, but a time of supposed good-will to our fellow man. 'Cause being kind once a year is better than never at all.

"Can I give money to the [Sally-Ann],Mum" "Yes, dear, after all it's Christmas." "Let's give to the Foodbank, after all, it's Christmas" "Should we invite poor lonely Kevin?" "Sure, it's only once a year."

39. (christmas) (22↑, 12↓)
Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

40. (christmas) (23↑, 14↓)
A boost in the economy...at the very least

check out the christmas sales

41. (Christmas) (17↑, 9↓)
egg nog stockings tinsel mistletoe Christmas trees lights ornaments manger scenes angels Santa Clause reindeer presents snow carolers sleigh rides jingle bells Frosty the Snowman crowds at the mall maxxing out your credit card store sales What does all this secular, capitalist crap have to do with the birth of a religous leader in Bethlehem?

Christmas is just another one of those religous holidays who's spiritual meaning and icons have been replaced by the toy companies and retailers. It shows you the extreme sinfull nature of the human heart, to replace anything that has to do with God and spiritual matters.

42. (Christmas) (6↑, 1↓)
Originally celebrated the birth of Christ. Now a time for little kids and the like to get overexcited about the arrival of a magical, bearded fat man who shimmies down their chimney to toss a bunch of presents under a big, green tree full of pine needles that otherwise wouldn't be allowed as a centerpiece for the living room.

[Santa] [Christmas] [presents] [holiday] [Christians] [saint nick] [reindeer] [celebration] [egg nog] [gifts] [season] [winter]

43. (Christmas) (12↑, 7↓)
The Punchline at the end of the Joke.

Could this year get any worse? oh look, It's Christmas

44. (Christmas) (18↑, 13↓)
My favorite holiday and time of year. A holiday created by the early Christian Church to celebrate the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem, around 6-3 B.C. This is the REAL meaning of the holiday and it has NOTHING to do with an old, fat geezer giving gifts to kids. Jesus was NOT born on December 25th, as many people believe. That is just the date that was selected by the early Church to remember his birth. He was actually born sometime in the Spring, to fulfill prophecy. Christmas is a time people present gifts to each other to commemerate God's gift to humanity--Jesus, God's begotten Son. The Christmas tree represents Christ's sacrifice on the cross. The red colors we see signify his shed blood. The legend of Santa Clause is almost entirely pegan and has almost NOTHING to do with Jesus. The idea of Santa Clause came from Saint Nicholas in the Middle Ages, who gave gifts to children at Christmas. The idea of flying reindeer guided by one that has a red nose as a light is complete hogwash. And I have no idea how the sleigh came about. Santa Clause is depicted as an old, fat man with a white beard and likes to eat snacks left by children on Christmas Eve. According to urban legend, Santa Clause will not drop by until all all children are asleep. I have no idea how the idea of stockings and coal came about.

No matter what Christmas means to people, it is the most celebrated holiday of the year.

45. (christmas) (4↑, 0↓)
The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.

Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree? Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son. Timmy: ... What?

Author: StraightEdger52 http://christmas.urbanup.com/6249923
46. (christmas) (23↑, 19↓)
Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.

"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--" "AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS\!\!\!\! -hides-"

Author: A random somebody http://christmas.urbanup.com/1431712
47. (christmas) (19↑, 15↓)
It's the best time of the year...

I don't know if there will be snow, but have a cup of cheer\!

Author: fo my pizz da playa http://christmas.urbanup.com/412271
48. (christmas) (22↑, 18↓)
A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again\!

I'm really looking forward to christmas\!

49. (Christmas) (5↑, 2↓)
An Excuse for Americans to have outrageous parties to get drunk, spend hundreds of dollar for gifts their children want and throw away after a few days and egg nog.

Example isn't needed for the word Christmas as it is stated in the definion. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED ONE\!

50. (Christmas) (4↑, 1↓)
Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages\!

We must appease The Great Santa in honor of Christmas, before we can eat the turkey people\!

Author: Chacha Chamberlain http://christmas.urbanup.com/5805606
51. (Christmas) (3↑, 1↓)
For Christians its, the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. For everyone else its a nice time where people all get presents from Santa and everyone is happy but freezing.

'I'm so excited about Christmas'

52. (Christmas) (7↑, 5↓)
The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out

This christmas shoping left me broke

53. (Christmas) (6↑, 4↓)
Christmas is a Pagan holiday. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. In January, they observed the Kalends of January, which represented the triumph of life over death. This whole season was called Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking. In 313 AD Emperor Constantine converted the Roman Empire to Christianity so stop it from engulfing itself in civil war. December 25th, a highly spiritual day already, became a prime day for Christianity's savior to be born.

red a fucking book on Christmas

54. (christmas) (14↑, 12↓)
an International Christian day for Hypocriticism, and a day free from work ..

Let's just, for ONCE a year, pretend we all love and care for eachother ..

55. (Christmas) (3↑, 2↓)
The day that Santa Clause was born.

Person 1: OMG\! [Christmas] is in a [week]\! Person 2: I can't wait\! Person 3: GUYS\! You have to be [thankful] on this [day]\!\! It was of course..... The day that [santa] clause was born\!\! Person 1: YAYYY

Author: Yes it is true don't deny it. http://christmas.urbanup.com/6254614
56. (Christmas) (2↑, 1↓)
The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.

Kid: Oh I can't wait for Christmas this year\! Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street. Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me? Parent: Yeh, about that...

57. (Christmas) (2↑, 1↓)
A time at the end of December when a fat red [ninja] sneaks into your house to leave you [presents].

Last Christmas the fat red ninja left me a bike\!

Author: Ninja Unicorn 007 http://christmas.urbanup.com/5836546
58. (Christmas) (2↑, 1↓)
(pl. Christmasses) 1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day. 2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.

Year 1: Here have some free food to celebrate Jesus's birth HURRAH FOR CHRISTMAS\!\! :D Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH\!\!\!

59. (christmas) (6↑, 5↓)
Solstice (winter in the north, summer in the south) reinvented by Christian masterminds to allow Sin and Guilt to replace existing, more wholesome and life-loving traditions.

It's Christmas\! What the hell is Solstice? I thought the fucking world revolved around ME\!

60. (christmas) (15↑, 14↓)
The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

61. (Christmas) (8↑, 7↓)
New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

62. (Christmas) (0↑, 0↓)
the only time of the year where it is socially acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

It's Christmas yay\!

63. (Christmas) (2↑, 2↓)
Corporate America's birthday.

Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America\! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.

64. (Christmas) (6↑, 6↓)
Peppermint Schnapps alcoholic beverage

tastes like Christmas\!

65. (christmas) (2↑, 2↓)
The hypocrisy day. The time of the year where it's mandatory to spend a lot of money for all the people you care about to prove you love them. If you don't celebrate it you're a weirdo.

But...it's Christmas\!

66. (christmas) (1↑, 1↓)
an excuse of a holiday to exchange gifts instead of remembering the religious aspect as in the birth of jesus not even exclusively "celebrated" by Christians anymore

\#1: Merry Christmas \#2: Aren't u Buddhist? \#1: Who cares I'm getting presents

67. (Christmas) (3↑, 3↓)
one reason the unemployment rate is going up

Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey? Wife: idk, probably about $10,000. Husband: stupid bitch\! We're already in debt $5,000\!\! (The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)

68. (Christmas) (2↑, 2↓)
A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.

The true meaning of Christmas.

69. (Christmas) (5↑, 5↓)
PRESENTS\!\!

During Christmas, we get presents.

70. (Christmas) (5↑, 5↓)
When you want to end a conversation, change the subject, or don't want to answer the question. Usually said in almost a whisper and it kinda has a ring to it

Bill: Hey, so hows it going Johnny: christmas Tammy: So who you taking to the dance Tim: christmas Kevin: Do you want to try my moms pie Ryan: christmas Kevin: So no Ryan: how about those Giants

71. (christmas) (13↑, 13↓)
The best freakin' holiday ever\! Except it's starting to cross the line from really awesome, to annoying, because it's starting before thanksgiving, more than a month before christmas.

Jeff: Man, Christmas rules\! Ian: Hell yeah it does\! Jesus: Damn you advertisers for stealing my birthday\! DAAAAAAAMN YOOOOUU\!

72. (christmas) (17↑, 17↓)
The time of year when Santa rises from the dead. Hypnotises a couple of reindeer hanging out in a log cabin to be his slaves and uses them to carry his fat carcass to small childrens house and lick the naughty ones whilst emptying his bulging red sack down the chiminey of the good ones...then killing the reindeer and storing them in the freezer...

four more reindeers were missing today due to christmas

73. (Christmas) (3↑, 4↓)
The punchline at the end of a year long joke

The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas

74. (christmas) (4↑, 5↓)
The release date of Alien vs Predator Requiem (AVP-R)

Person 1: What are you doing on Christmas? Person 2: Oh, you know, spending some time with the family. You? Person 1: Fuck that, I'm going to see AVP-R.

75. (christmas) (7↑, 8↓)
Christmas has many origins pagan and christian but the christmas tree originally came around in the 14th century i believe it would be hung upside down and represented the christian triad, meaning the father son and holy ghost. Evergreen trees were chosen because of their conic shape which if viewed only two dimensional looks like a triangle and represents the triad.

yay christmas a temporary end to an economic repression

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76. (Christmas) (2↑, 4↓)
The best [motherfucking] day of the year.

Dude, it's like Christmas in July\!

77. (Christmas) (11↑, 13↓)
One of those holidays, like Easter, that replaces mankind's Savior and the hope we have received, with a fictional character, commercialism and monetary posessions: cd players, TIVO, digital tvs, DVDs, video games, books, jewelry, IPODs, PEDs, cell phones, stuff for your car, stuff to put things in, stuff top put things under, stuff to put things on, stuff for more stuff. Christmas is just an exucuse the retailers and toy companies use to make more $$. It is disgusting and deplorable. I love the holiday but get disgusted at all the commercialism. I have no idea what snowmen, tinsel, mistletoe, stockings, wreaths, eggnog, flying reindeeer and Santa Clause have to do with the real meaning of Christmas.

Christmas has been turned into a holiday which has become almost totally pegan. So pagan that political correctness wont' even allow us to use the word CHRISTMAS anymore, for fear it will "offend" those who do not practice a religion. It has been replaced with words or phrases like The Holidays, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings. How stupid\!\!

78. (Christmas) (33↑, 35↓)
The Christian Chanukah.

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.

79. (christmas) (17↑, 19↓)
The one day of the year that uncle steve comes round in a fat red costume to fondle the kids, Grandad gets red nosed and breaks the green house after throwing up so much he drowned the cat, And ur parents give u sum poorly wrapped pieces of [crap] to make up for when they beat you last week and sold naked pictures of you with a [dildo] up your ass to [micheal jackson]

c'mere lil boy and ill give you a present - uncle steve GAH\! - grandad

80. (christmas) (15↑, 18↓)
used only in [New Mexico], WHICH ROCKS. Means getting both red AND green chile on your food 'cause you're a total badass for living in NM

Red or Green? Dude, hook it up with the christmas\!

81. (Christmas) (5↑, 8↓)
December the twenty-fifth. A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS\!

82. (christmas) (10↑, 13↓)
Originally a celebration of the sun for the vikings in Europe. When christianity showed its ugly face in Europe, the Vikings where converted, and to compensate for the loss of their day of celebration, they claimed Jesus was born on this day. In Denmark, a certain type of porridge is still a very common thing to eat as one of the things for dinner at the 24th. Also, in (northern europe at least) Europe, gifts are unwrapped in the evening of the 24th of December, usually somewhat after dinner.

Oh my, didn't christianity rape this aspect of our lives as well ?

83. (Christmas) (5↑, 8↓)
A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.

Merry Christmas\!

84. (Christmas) (6↑, 10↓)
a scam to spend money you dont have on shytt you dont need. used to be about a book character [jeesus] but now is about getting drunk off egg nog, dressing up your dog in a stupid reindeer sweater, and hanging flashing bulbs off the side of your house.

Sally: I love Christmas\! Frank: Me too\! Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas. Frank: Yay, holidays.

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85. (Christmas) (6↑, 10↓)
The day you recieve tons of gifts from your rich friends and family. Otherwise, it's just another holiday about Jesus.

I got my bling-bling on christmas.

86. (christmas) (13↑, 17↓)
wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.

So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.

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87. (christmas) (5↑, 9↓)
A replacement word for "Look at the hotshot, doing (something) like it's nobody's business." The word "business" slowly evolved to be pronounced as "christmas", hence the usage.

See that guy jumping through a ring of fire on a snowboard while drinking a Dew? Christmas.

88. (christmas) (14↑, 18↓)
1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers. 2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

89. (christmas) (18↑, 22↓)
Chirstmas...birth of christ

If you don't know what Christmas is then you must live under a freaking rock\!

90. (Christmas) (6↑, 10↓)
(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.

"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."

91. (Christmas) (12↑, 16↓)
The time of year when you are forced to spend time with family you hate.

But I dont wanna go\!

92. (christmas) (21↑, 26↓)
Celebrating the birth of Santa.

It's Santa's Birthday\! MERRY CHRISTMAS\!

93. (christmas) (13↑, 19↓)
For all the nazi christians to waste money and my time. It has no real meaning except to compete with the jews. By the way if ya don't know jesus was a jew so the son of god is jewish just pointing that out. All u chritsians should stop woreshiping a Jew and start woreshiping me.

"I love christmas, lets kill more jews" - Adolf Hitler

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94. (Christmas) (211↑, 217↓)
A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.

Oh darn\! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.

95. (christmas) (16↑, 22↓)
1. December 25. 2. Day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, although most scholars today generally agree that Jesus was not born on December 25, was not born in the year 0, and was not the son of God. 3. A season extending from Halloween through the end of the calendar year in which society pressures us to spend a good deal of our time and income in order to buy gifts for others which in 4 out of 5 cases will be returned or never used. 4. A miserable time of year when we are reminded of how unsatisyfing our lives are.

In Hell, it is Christmas every day.

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96. (Christmas) (2↑, 11↓)
A Jew's wet dream.

good Christian child: oh, boy\! I got an Xbox 360, kinect AND a playstation 3 for Christmas\! how was Hanukkah Ben? that one Jewish friend that never pays you back: I got a nice pair of wool docks... and a sweater... good Christian child: You should convert to our commercialized Christianity.

97. (Christmas) (19↑, 28↓)
The birthdate of Jesus christ, our savior. We celebrate by giving presents to friends and loved ones. Good will and love is spread by all, and by the way, I am 100% american\! Bite me croat. and.... croatians suck ass.

Jesus christ was born in a manger to the virgin mary.

98. (Christmas) (16↑, 26↓)
An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

99. (christmas) (12↑, 24↓)
a couple of weeks of hell for christs sake

this christmas was much worse than last years.

100. (christmas) (3↑, 16↓)
When put into slang context it means anything that is good, great, extraordinary etc. It usually refers to a notable event. I believe the term was coined by MC Chris in the song "fuckin' up my christmas".

The [dingus] drops the hydro blunt. You say: Hey Man\! You're fucking up my christmas. A friend randomly strolls into your place with a keg. You say: Right on, I love christmas\!

101. (christmas) (9↑, 22↓)
The time of year that the shwag(lowest level of marijuana) is really really really good(in Texas), it has somthin to do with the weather...and thats what the true meaning of christmas is\!\!\!

I just smoked a bowl of Christmas bud and now I'm stoned.

102. (Christmas) (6↑, 40↓)
Christmas: Let me 'splain: Christmas like autobus. Autobus go forward, Christmas stop. Christmas go forward, autobus stop. Is simple no? Let me 'splain again: Christmas like autobus. Christmas stop, autobus go forward. Autobus go forward Christmas go backward. Is simple no? You still don't get it? Let me 'esplain, is simple. Autobus go backward Christmas stop. Christmas go forward autobus go backward. Is simple no? Still having touble my friend? Is simple. Like I already 'splain. Christmas like autobus. Autobus stop, Christmas stop. Autobus go forward, Christmas go backward. You still no get? You sure you not just having the joke with me? It's so simple. Even a child get it. Christmas like autobus that go forward and backward, then Autobus stop. Simple no? No Kwanza, autobus. Stop going forward. Go back now. Is simple. Even child get it if you stoping having joke with me.

Yule, Yuletide, Winterfest, Comercial Season that steals your very soul. Pigtime.

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103. (Christmas) (17↑, 80↓)
For all of you retards who say people don't know how to celebrate Christmas anymore, and don't even know the mean of Christmas, that's true..in America\!\!You think half the world dosen't know how to celebreate it cuz stupid american retards don't..i dono why u americans all just don't kill yourself, JUST KILL YOURSELF\!\!\! You're not good for anything, you are stupid dumbasses who do nothing to help the world but just screw it up more, JUST KILL YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR\!\!\!\!\!???

Americans don't know the meaning of Christmas.

104. (christmas) (27↑, 104↓)
A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on\! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring\!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.

christmas is a fuckin stupid holiday. and so ARE CHRSTIANS\! FUCK ALL OF YA\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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